January 08, 2011

காபியில் ஈ- தொடர்கிறது: முடிவடைகிறது.

காபியில் ஈ- தொடர்கிறது.  இத்துடன்  முற்றும்; உத்திரவதமாக முற்றும்!

உண்மையைச் சொல்கிறேன். இது சேஷன் என்ற ஒரு நேயர் ஈ மெயிலில் அனுப்பியவை!
( அட, என்ன பொருத்தம்.. ஈ .. ஈ :) ! அவர் என்மனைவியின் உறவினர் என்பதால் போடாமல் இருக்க முடியவில்லை. மேலும் சேஷன், நினைத்தால் அல்சேஷனாக மாறக்கூடியவர்!


- Waiter! Waiter! There’s a dead fly in my soup.
- Yes, I know! It never learned to swim.


- Waiter! What is that fly doing in my soup?
- It looks as if it is swimming on the back.



- Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
- Nonsense, that is a raisin.
- Waiter, the raisin just flew away.


- Waiter I’ve found a fly in my soup.
- And what then?
- You’re not expecting a reward, are you?


- Waiter, it is a fly in my soup.
- Well, then it is a pound extra.


- Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
- Hush, don’t shout, or else the others want it too.


- Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
- I’m sorry, but you’re wrong. That is a wasp.
The fly is in the glass.


- Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.
- Then you’re lucky. Usually there is not more soup than it walks.


- Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
- Calm down. Don’t you see the spider on your spoon?


- Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
- Yeah, and then what?
- I asked for a double portion!


- Waiter, this soup tastes unusual.
- Oh, it is only the cook who has forgotten the fly.


- Waiter, this soup tastes awfully!
- Is that so funny? The fly is on holiday.


- Waiter, there are three flies in my soup!
- Then you’re lucky. In the recipe there’s only one.


- Waiter, there are two mosquitos in my soup!
- Yes I know. The cook didn’t find any flies.


- Waiter, why is there a fly on my ice.
- It is just learning to ski.


- Waiter, two flies are rowing in my soup!
- It is a T(W)O RO(W) soup. (Norwegian soup brand)


- Waiter, what is it that is floating around in my soup?
- No idea. I don’t know anything about insects.


- Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup!
- Yeah, probably it didn’t survive the cooking.


- There’s a fly in my soup. What is that supposed to mean?
- I don’t know, I’m not a fortune teller.


- Waiter, there’s a half dead fly in my soup.
- What about it? I’m only a waiter, and not a vet.


- Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup.
- Oh, I’m sorry. I shall get you a new one.


- Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup.
- Hush, just let it sleep…..


- Waiter, there’s a living fly in my soup.
- There you are. We do only use fresh supplies.


- Waiter, there’s a fly in my tomato sஒup.
- Yeah, isn’t that funny. It believes it is in the Red Sea.

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