sound of music நையாண்டிகள்

Sound of music  நையாண்டிகள் 

பிரபலமான பாடல்களையும் அதே ட்யூனில் கிட்டதட்ட அதே மாதிரி வார்த்தைகளைப் போட்டு, நையாண்டி பாடல்கள் எழுதுவது எல்லா நாட்டிலுமம் மொழியிலும் உண்டு.  SOUND OF MUSIC  பாடல்களும் இதற்கு விதிவிலக்கல்ல. முன்பே ஒரு பதிவில் போட்டிருக்கிறேன்.
சமீபத்தில்    NEW YORK TIMES   தினசரியின் பழைய இதழ்களைப் பார்த்துக் கொண்டிருந்தபோது அதில் ’வார இறுதி வார்த்தை விளையாட்டு’ என்ற சுவையான பகுதி கண்ணில் பட்டது. சுமார் 100 வாரங்கள் வந்திருந்தது.
அதில்  ஒரு வாரம் SOUND OF MUSIC  படத்தில் வந்த - These are a few of my favorite things பாடலைப் பின்பற்றி  எழுதச் சொல்லி இருந்தார்கள்.  2 25 பேர் பங்கெடுத்துக் கொண்டிருந்தார்கள்.  அவற்றிலிருந்து சிலவற்றை இங்கு தருகிறேன்.

இதுதான் படத்தில் வந்த பாடல். 
YOU TUBEல்  பாடலைக் கேட்க இங்கு கிளிக் செய்யவும்.  கேட்டு விட்டு மீதியைப் படியுங்கள். நன்கு ரசிக்க முடியும்

 Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens

Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
     These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

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Wet snow for packing in snowballs and tossing
Clean snow that covers the world in white frosting
Powder for sledding fast as you can go
These are a few of the good types of snow
When the cars turn
All the snow gray
And it turns to slush
I simply remember it might snow again
And then I don't mind so much.
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Letters in longhand and faces not lifted,
Children just pleasantly bright, but not "gifted,"
Cell phones quite tuneless with old-fashioned rings:
These are a few of my favorite things.
Hot dogs from street carts and sesame noodles,
Unbottled water and unsculpted poodles,
Taxis sans TVs with strong back seat springs:
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the car stalls; when the train's late--
When I feel annoyed,
I simply remember my favorite thing:
It's that I'm not unemployed!

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 என் நண்பர்,  தான் படித்து, ரசித்த  WORD PLAY COLLECTION-ஐ எனக்கு அனுப்பினார்.

அதை இங்கு தருகிறேன்.



  
· A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.
· A bicycle can't stand alone; . . . it is two tired.
· A dentist and a manicurist married. ..  They fought tooth and nail. 

· A thief who stole a calendar . . . got twelve months.
· A will is a . . . dead giveaway.
· Acupuncture : . . . a jab well done.
· I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
· Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's
   all right now.· I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
· I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
· Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
· He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
· Atheism is a non-prophet organization.· I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
· I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.· A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
· A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.
· The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology.
·Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell  and their noses run.
· When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
· Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
· There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. 

· The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
· I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I
  could get thinner there.
· Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to  conduct  itself.
· A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. 

· A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.
· Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
· Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
· It's raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer.
  I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
· My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
· The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 

· What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
· If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
· She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
· Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
· I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania.

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