February 22, 2011

From my scrapbook:

Best man -- The man who isn't getting married
Coward - One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs
Flirtation -- Wishful winking
Miniskirt - Tempt-dress
Mini skirt - The thigh is the limit
Undertaker- The last guy to let you down
Snoring - Sheet music
Family get-gether - Sibling revelry
Fire place repair - Open hearth surgery
Pasta - Noodle work
Reducing salon - Thinner sanctum
Hangover -  The moaning after
Train reservation - Berth right
Uninspired painter - Blandscape artist
Beekeeper - Unstung hero
=========From my scrapbook

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