From my scrapbook:

Daffynitions 
Best man -- The man who isn't getting married

Coward - One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs

Flirtation -- Wishful winking

Miniskirt - Tempt-dress

Mini skirt - The thigh is the limit

Undertaker- The last guy to let you down
Snoring - Sheet music
Family get-gether - Sibling revelry
Fire place repair - Open hearth surgery
Pasta - Noodle work
Reducing salon - Thinner sanctum
Hangover -  The moaning after
Train reservation - Berth right
Uninspired painter - Blandscape artist
Beekeeper - Unstung hero
=========From my scrapbook